hello grandad

0 24th Jun A cube is a shape in three dimensions
It may also refer to:
- Ice Cube
- Irma von Cube
- Cubism
- CuBe
- Cubé
- Gelatinous cube
- Rubik’s Cube
- Cube attack
See Also:
- Fish and Rice Cakes
#cube
0 21st Jun A gap here is longed for

I slide between the hemispheres

#head #brain #gap #hemispheres #portrait
0 17th Jun Humps (of several different flavours)

#humps
0 14th Jun can’t you see it’s a turtle?

he is in toronto, working for who we believe to be us
0 8th Jun Extracts from The Superhero Handbook

Section 04X (paragraph 7)

At speeds exceeding the sound barrier, it is impossible to over-emphasise the importance of a well maintained cape

#superhero #cape #rules
0 7th Jun This forehead is not a theorem of chin logic

#chin #forehead #logic #theorem #face
0 1st Jun 1
notes 5 things
With a heavy pencil Barry wrote up his list:
1. Suck all chocolate off first
2. Build heat-proof wrist sausage
3. Do not be put off by ankles
4. Use a sharp knife
5. The plural of chipolata is chipolata
#pencils #chipolata #barry #list
0 28th May Hat, Beard, Whatever

It made eating soup almost impossible

#hat #beard #dog #whatever
0 27th May Post-Hibernation Blob Performance

Invested with spectacular metabolic intensity, consulting the oracle tends to enrich the blobosphere. Do not disfunctionate : analysis paralysis will ensue.

#blobs #hibernation #intensity #metabolism #oracle #paralysis
0 19th May 2
notes The perfect woollen primate?
0 15th May On plasticine worlds, orbiting pinker stars, the fingers of your left hand have all grown nostrils

#nostrils #space #fingers #pink
0 12th May A thousand times more

More than ten thousand books on love and a thousand books on sex exist for every one upon Grandad. This is surprising. It must mean something.
0 10th May 1
notes By mapping smile clusters in a small region of Happy Space, one becomes aware of the finescale structure of the sausageverse

#time, #sausage #happy #space #smiles #science
0 7th May BREAKING NEWS: First hung parliament for ant-eaters in decades

Senior Tamandua figures have said that under the rules of the Vermilingua constitution, the second ant-eater to fall over in a hung parliament makes the first attempt at forming a ruling coalition.
0 4th May Our new neighbours brought it round